Everything You Need To Know About Lemmy Beard Style

THIS BEARD IS THE MOST STYLISH ANTI-HERO OF EVERY ROOM. 

BELONGING TO A GRITTY GOLDEN AGE OF GRIZZLED FACE GROWTH, LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND IT WILL REQUEST YOU 

AKS YOURSELF, ‘DO I FEEL BEARDY? WELL, DO YA, PUNK?’

How To Grow The Clint Eastwood Beard ?

DIFFICULTY: 

1. Grow your beard and moustache to about a centimetre in length, or until your face is fully covered with no patches. 
2. If you have a high-growing beard line, shave it down to cheekbone height, but do not worry too greatly about neatness. 
3. Maintain the length with beard clippers. 
4. If you are unsure you are wearing the correct length, go for two weeks’ hard ridin’ on the trail, without shaving. This should create the desired effect.

How to Make The Clint Eastwood Beard ?

STETSON ’N’ BEARD 

REQUIRED: FELT, COWBOY HAT, STRING, NEEDLE, THREAD DIFFICULTY: 

1. Repeat the steps for felt beard [Blessed], but skip the step for ribbons. 
2. Don hat, marking on the string where it’s level with your ears. Hold beard against face to ensure this is the correct level for you. 
3. Remove both hat and beard and sew together at marks. 
4. Stay silent during general conversation, communi- cating solely through your steely gaze.

How to wear The Clint Eastwood Beard ?

The Eastwood is the only facial hair in existence with enough gravitas to allow someone to wear a poncho non-ironically. 

If you wish to further style your Eastwood, rub a little dirt into it (dried beans around the mouth optional).