Click the beard that you like most and find out some secret about your personality

What Does Your Beard Say About Your Personality? 


If you're one of the blessed men who've chosen to adorn your face with a beard , you are indubitably humankind's gift to women and we thank you for it. 

You may however, never have thought about what it is that your personal facial hair style says about you. 

Your beard is a reflection of your personality and we've got a map to help you find out what it is. 

FULL BEARD 


A sexy, mature look.you come off as confident and scholarly. not a show-off you've chosen this style mostly owing to how low-maintenance it is. this is a beard that beckons every woman's fingers.

GOATEE


Kind of stuck in the past, but casual and easy-going all the way. Having graduated to a grown-up follow-up to the less kempt, youthful chin sprouting, you're pretty middle-of-the-road when it comes to beard commitment.

SCRUFF


Maintaining a scruff is a lot more than just rolling out of bed. you make things like this look effortless when they actually aren't. a look dripping with boy-ish charm, that stubble is what gets you all that attention.

FIVE O'CLOCK SHADOW


Also a signature George Michael look, this is kind of a bad-boy choice and keeps the girls coming despite the sand-paper-esque feel it gives your face. very i'm sexy-and-i-know-it, since not many jaw lines could pull this off.

SIDEBURNS


A daring choice indeed, this was first brought into vogue by Elvis himself. A playful hipster look now, the mega sideburns scream nonconformity and boldness.

CHINSTRAP


A youthful look from a simpler time, this is tailor-made for the laid-back. it's cheesy as heck, and yet, something about that withheld scruff makes you irresistible.

MAGNUM PI


An old-fashioned gentleman's look, this tom selleck classic makes you look like the classy SOB you are. served best in a tuxedo. warning: lack of personality may lead to you looking creepy af.

HORSESHOE MUSTACHE


You're not one to let anyone tell you what to do and have probably beat someone who tried, in a motorcycle race or a wrestling match. you're a macho mofo and you're out of fucks to give.

HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE


Hipster and high-maintenance af, you're probably an artist that owns more than one fedora and has taken up playing the guitar at least once. you like to do what the others won't and this originality defines you.

VAN DYKE


A truly regal beard, this belongs on the red carpet - and you live life like you belong there as well. you dress exclusively in your formal best except when you bring your hipster A-game.

PENCIL MUSTACHE


The slender stache of a well-groomed gentleman, it gives you that aristocratic air you feel you were born with.
Warning: yet another variety of creepy-prone facial hair, if not matched with the right personality.

HOBO BEARD


The scruff gone out of control, this unkempt beard is for the wild one in you. it is bohemian all the way and is the perfect look for anyone that lives a life as wild and creative as this beard.

THE AMISH


A relatively less popular heavy-beard -light-stache look is for those that dare to experiment.You walk the tightrope of beard fashion and more often than not, a you surprise us pleasantly.

SOUL PATCH


A classic youthful look, this is perfect for you regardless of whether you can grow a full beard. a dash of facial hair and you're the embodiment of johnny Depp himself.

MUTTON CHOPS


The ultimate butch look for them lumberjacks and such. Also known as the Wolverine, it's a pretty outrightly masculine way to go. Bring on the heavyweight lifting and the bar brawls.

STONEWALL JACKSON


You really, really love having a beard. So much so, that you make it your defining characteristic. Yours is a novel take on masculinity and it is suave and well-groomed while never compromising on the butch factor.

FU MANCHU


You're either donning this masterpiece of a stache ironically, or you never grew out of your lameness. if such is your commitment to your joke, this is just about the greatest conversation starter there can be.

HITLER STACHE


If you flaunt this very powerful stache, you're likely experience urges to wipe out an entire race and subsequently take over the entirety of mankind in a saga of gruesome violence and shame. No judgement, but it DOES appeal to a rather small demographic.

Whatever your beard of choice, though (AND all the effort that goes into its upkeep), it is bloody worth the eye-candy you provide the world with. You are men of God, gentlemen.
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