Everything You Need To Know About Lemmy Beard Style

Everything You Need To Know About SHAKESPEARE Beard Style

How To Grow a SHAKESPEARE Beard ?

1. Grow your moustache and beard to roughly 3 cm in length, or until the beard is comfortably off the face. 
2. Do not trim your tache but rather part it in the middle and smooth out into little flicks, fixing with wax. 
3. Use a comb and scissors to trim the hair off the face, following the jawline in a rounded shape, but coming to a point at the centre of the chin. 
4. Write a sonnet to your newly beautiful beard.

How to Make a SHAKESPEARE Beard ?

BEARD CUSHION 

REQUIRED: PLAIN CUSHION COVER, FUR MATERIAL, SCISSORS, FABRIC GLUE, PEN, PAPER Create a Shakespeare template from paper, then cut the beard shape out of the fabric fur.

1. Make sure your cushion cover is empty and flat on a hard surface. Apply the fabric glue evenly to the non- furry side. 
2. Smooth the beard onto the centre of the cushion and leave to dry. 
3. Use the cushion to ease your bony starving-artist backside on the long nights you spend scribbling genius verse.

How to wear a SHAKESPEARE Beard ?

The Shakespeare has been known to cause unusual side effects, including speaking in blank verse, ‘monologueing’ and, most unusually, talking eloquently to the person you are attracted to. 

Traditionally paired with hose and pantaloons, this is thankfully no longer mandatory and indeed only for the supremely confident.