How To Grow And Make The Eastwood Beard ?

LOVE IT or hate it, facial hair can seldom be ignored. 

As a result, lip muffs and nose neighbours have often come under the scrutiny of history’s greatest thinkers. 

Here’s what the great and the good have had to say about them:

There was an Old Man with a beard, Who said, ‘It is just as I feared! – Two Owls and a Hen, Four Larks and a Wren, Have all built their nests in my beard!’ 

• Edward Lear, Book of Nonsense

Chins without beards deserve no honour. 

• Proverb

Being kissed by a man who didn’t wax his mous- tache was like eating an egg without salt. 

• Rudyard Kipling

There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard. 

• Jean Cocteau 

He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man. 

• William Shakespeare 

I’ve grown this moustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat. 

• Keith Carradine 

In England and America, a beard usually means that its owner would rather be considered venerable than virile; on the continent of Europe, it often means that its owner makes a special claim to virility.

• Rebecca West, The Thinking Reed

Since I have dealt in suds, I could never discover more than two reasons for shaving; the one is to get a beard, the other is to get rid of one. 

• Henry Fielding 

Don’t point that beard at me, it might go off. 

• Groucho Marx 

All the power is with the sex that wears the beard. 

• Molière 

Upon shaving off one’s beard: ‘The scissors cut the long-grown hair; the razor scrapes the remnant fuzz. Small-jawed, weak-chinned, bug-eyed, I stare at the forgotten boy I was.’ 

• John Updike 

Why is the King of Hearts the only one that hasn’t a moustache? 

• James Branch Cabell 

A man without a moustache is like a cup of tea with- out sugar. 

• English Proverb

There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless – boys and women – and I am nei- ther one. 

• Greek Saying 

There are three kinds of man you must never trust: a man who hunts south of the Thames, a man who has soup for lunch; and a man who waxes his mous- tache. 

• Sir James Richards 

When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the moustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it – and everybody was talking about it – that I decided to keep it. 

• Mark Spitz 

A woman with a beard looks like a man. A man with- out a beard looks like a woman. 

• Afghan Saying

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